G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

November 9, 2009 in movie by justingibbs

All I’ve got to say, or ask, is why do they keep giving Stephen Sommers movies to director or produce, or whatever? Wasn’t Van Helsing enough?

I was warned that G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was horrible and it was much worse than I could have thought. Was it just targeted at 8 year olds? With the violence I would have to think not, but it’s so cheesy I don’t see who else it would appeal to. It reminds me of the long forgotten Masters of the Universe from 1987 but on a much bigger budget. At least that film had the cover of fantasy and being of a different world, this one has no excuse for the moronic weapons, characters, and plot.

Wonder how much they lost on this turd.